Spicy Post

Lately my blogs haven't been very spicy. So I decided to write about something that spices my life up a bit.

BRITTANY ANDRUS

ya this is her

Tuesday, we started our Ambassador retreat, and there were some really funny things that were said. Most of them were funnier just because of the look that Brittany would give me, or a comment she would make after something happened.

Let me explain. Starting with at the Ambassador retreat.

Nick decided he was going to gallop towards me and run into me.  After he did this, I looked at him and said, "Thanks for PLOWING me!" Instantly, Brittany got one of her looks and laughed out loud at the comment. 

Story two starts with Brittany telling some of the transfers that she never burped or tooted. Ever. I was so blown away by this that it made me keep saying, "You never burp or toot? She never burps or toots!" Another Ambassador named Dani tuned into the conversation a little late, and feeling offended asked "Are you talking about me??" with the meanest look on her face. She adds on, after we all started laughing and she realized that we definitely weren't talking about her, and that she had overreacted to the comment, "I do burp and toot! Don't ruin my reputation."

While sitting on the grass watching some people (including Dani) play volleyball. Dani on one side and another boy on the other side were both going up for the volleyball when suddenly, their hands touched above the net, interlocking their fingers for a split second. It was a precious moment now let me tell ya. So I decided to comment. I said, "That was prec. That can be in a movie." A few seconds later some other kids collided and fell. Brittany comments, "That can't be in the movie! Not precious at all." 

The night we got home from the retreat we decide that we are going to go hot tubing. Hot tubing is one of my least favorite things to do. Yes, it's relaxing, but you get hot too fast, and I get bored. I always end up people watching, which can look a little creepy if you're in a hot tub and the people you're watching are only half dressed. Am I right? Well this hot tubing experience was different than any other that I have had. Dani has an amazing talent of doing accents. Let me just show you a picture of the lovely Danielle :)

Accents are in it's own pretty darn funny, but Dani does faces, and has a story that matches every accent. She has a hick accent, British, Russian, Grandma, and Jersey. She starts with a hick accent and tells us about how her "mammy and pappy" told her to find a man with a truck so they can have a lot of dogs and a lot of children. In her Russian accent she tells a story about how she moved to America and had nothing and her Grandmama told her not to let her down or she would come slit her throat. She is so serious when she tells these stories and then as soon as she is done with the story, her serious face breaks, and she cracks up. It is soo funny. She has so many accents that make me cry because I'm laughing so hard. 

I'll finish off this spicy post with the best story of all. Let me give a bit of background before I start. For some reason today, I decided not to wear an undershirt with one of my favorite button up tank tops. If I didn't keep the shirt pulled up in the front there was a gap between two buttons right in between my boobs that would poke open. I was very self conscious of it so all day, and I was pulling up the shirt constantly. Brittany, luckily was there to always remind me that my peek-a-boob was showing, if she noticed it before I did. What a good friend. That night we went to the Taste of Logan where you walk up and down main street, and all of the restaurants would open their doors. They give out samples of their food and tons of coupons. While we were walking up the street, we found an outdoor store. We walked in to get free Texas Roadhouse Rolls, but we found something completely different.
Does anyone know what this is?

It's called a "Go Girl" and it is for girls to use when they are peeing in the woods. Or according the the packaging when they are camping, boating, traveling, at a concert, playing sports and much more.  This is how you use it.

Look Ma! NO HANDS!

Apparently you can pee into this and it will funnel it so that you can pee like a boy. We found this quite hilarious, and it would not leave our minds for the rest of the night. We kept walking up and down the streets, occasionally saying "GO GIRL." After we were finished walking up and down the streets, we headed to a little cupcake store that had delicious cupcakes. We started talking about how funny the Go Girl is and decided that the company who invented Go Girl need to make pants that zip really far down, so that girls can just unzip their pants and use a Go Girl in any situation, even if it's in any old bathroom. We talked about how it would be so funny to just be in a public bathroom, leave the stall open and stand up peeing. Can you just imagine going potty and hearing the loud splash of pee in the stall next to you, walking by as your going to wash your hands, and seeing a girl standing to pee? That image seriously makes me laugh so hard. 
We had a great time talking about GO Girl and I was laughing so hard that I had forgotten all about my slutty shirt that I was wearing. Brittany, being the good friend she is, nudged Shelby and told her to look at my peek-a-boob. They instantly started cracking up, and I just kept laughing thinking we were still talking about Go Girls. I noticed they were looking my way while laughing, so I decided to ask what was so funny? Yep, they were laughing at the fact that everyone can see my side boob through my peek-a-boob.

Thanks Britt for spicing up my life, as well as my blog.

First few days are going great in Logan. Can't wait for more adventures.